Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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