There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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