I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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