he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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