the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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