Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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