Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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