I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
