marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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