so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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