it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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