Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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