how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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