question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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