Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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