Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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