Need sex. Gaining weight.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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