In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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