Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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