Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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