Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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