Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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