Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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