So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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