i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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