bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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