so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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