yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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