they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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