Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
youre lurking in front of me
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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