i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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