But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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