So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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