Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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