Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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