He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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