I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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