yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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