To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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