Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
