what if I'm pregnant?
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so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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