So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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