no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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