what if I'm pregnant?
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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