In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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