just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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