I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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