Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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