I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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