Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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