the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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