erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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