Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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