Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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