hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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